I was trying to consider a thoughtful way to memorialize Jihad Jerry here at the Pink Pony, and was startled to realize that I had already uploaded the appropriate files over a year ago, but had neglected to post them for reasons I forget.
But anyway, the above is one of my favorites, and a very hard-to-find collectible as well. It's one of the many vinyl releases put out by Falwell's Thomas Road Baptist Church. It's a pretty standard churchy record with one delightful difference: two unbelievably brilliant songs sung by a future busty sitcom star and her sister. These tunes have gained some fame in crazy songs circles, but if you haven't heard them... oh, are you in for a treat. I've seen these on the web (Wow! Many places!), but they're usually very tightly edited. My vinyl rips are sloppier and, if memory serves, probably pretty crappy quality, but they include a little more of the surrounding preaching from the LP than other versions posted on the interwebs.
Without further ado, I present young Robin and (future Wings star) Crystal Bernard:
The Monkey Song (2:53, 3.4MB MP3)
Ecumenical Movement (2:18, 2.7MB MP3)
Please shed a single poignant tear with me to
Fair warning: if you listen to these, they will get stuck in your head for the rest of the day, possibly for the rest of your life.