Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Flowers 'n' Backhands 4 Condi!



Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov (R) welcomes U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice to talks in Moscow May 15, 2007. The United States will not allow Russia to veto its plans to build a missle defence shield in Europe, U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said during a visit to Moscow on Tuesday. REUTERS/Pool (RUSSIA)


How cute is that? The Commie foreign minister guy gave Condi a big bouquet and then smacked the shit out of her! It's a quaint Russian custom, I guess.

But isn't Condi funny these days? She's all, like, totally in Russia and going, "Oh, we don't want to have another Cold War!" But if you think about it, the Cold War was the only thing she was ever good at! I mean besides photo-ops! So secretly you just know that not only DOES Condi want another Cold War, she's doing a totally awesome job at achieving it. Hooray!

8 comments:

HRH King Friday XIII said...

How sweet of the Russians! I bet they smell like Polounium-210.

Fran said...

Frankly I think Cold War is the natural next step for Condi... I mean, Cold Woman = Cold War.

Actually I just re-looked at the picture. That's the Condibot isn't it and her facial expression(after all real Condi never smiles) is just radiating "you will pay for this you red bastard!".

At least that is how I see it...

PSP- where is Ursula????

Princess Sparkle Pony said...

Ursula just hasn't been very interesting lately. Sorry!

jess wundrun said...

Looking more closely at the flowers I see that Condi's hand is entwined with the russkis hand. I think he is poised to smack her so she'll let go of his bouquet. Condi, still unmarried at an unbelievable 78 years old, is never going to let a tossed bouquet get by her again.

US/Russian tensions be damned.

samael7 said...

But if you think about it, the Cold War was the only thing she was ever good at!

Oh, for the days of mutually assured nuclear annihilation! I bet she misses them.

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Anonymous said...

http://eureferendum2.blogspot.com/2007/05/why-samara.html has the girl radiating something to that Putin character.

Blue Gal said...

Flowers plus a quick open handed dope slap? That's Russian for "Your ovaries done belong to me."

No Cold War here, move along...