Saturday, March 10, 2007

Breaking News: Condi Can't Dance

Condi's in Brazil with George 'n' Laura, and they went to a fabulous dance thingy yesterday. Yahoo has the video, and it will make you so happy that you just have to trust me and watch it immediately. George gets in there and does some shakin' and bumpin', but Laura and Dr. Ferragamo are able to muster up little more than some semi-rhythmic knee bends while keeping their feet firmly rooted to the floor. Don't swivel them hips, ladies, that's the devil's doorway!

EDIT: Here's a link to Raw Story's post of the magical video just in case the above link dies.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

I absolutely love this video! Seriously they should go become a dance troupe after they're done with ruling over the world n'all that.

Anonymous said...

Wow! Whatta Samba-ganza!!

At least it helps break down racial stereotypes- you know, that one about having rhythm?

You spose after the regime change, W & "CE" will host Dancing with the Deciders?

Thanks, Princess for sparkling up my Saturday!

John said...

The clip is no longer available! Waah.

Anonymous said...

Yes it is!

Just click on the link and look at the lower-right hand section.


This is quite possibly the best thing I've ever seen.

Anonymous said...

It's hardly fair to rag on Condi when Laura is there SUCKING SO BAD! She even stops trying, knowing no good can come of it.

The only thing worse than the way they dance is the picture quality.

Anonymous said...

The only thing worse than the way they dance is who they actually are.

media concepts said...

Break down racial stereotypes? White people can't dance. Condi can't dance. No breaking down here. But at least she's better than "Crazy Eyes" Laura, who, with bent elbows out, looks like she's at the hoedown, or perhaps a background dancer for "Hee-Haw." I give kudos to George -- at least he gets in there and shakes it without inhibition.

Anonymous said...

I should point out that Condi can dance. She was being polite to Laura.

All true Condi fans know that Condi won the "Disco Queen of Gary Indiana" Contest in 1974, back when she was getting her Master's at Notre Dame. This fact is not generally known, but it was back in the disco heydey when women were women and men wore rayon. Oh, John Holmes was still alive, too.

I have no idea what Bush was doing in that video. I'd rather not say.

Anonymous said...

white men and black wives of white men cant dance. also stepford wives cant dance ---

then again those three cant get a coherent sentence together

no wonder there is no peace on earth --- the gods are going crazy watching a man with two wives unable to dance

Unknown said...

I lived in Brasil once upon a time. I don't know how many times I was told, "For a white American, you can dance pretty well." It always irritated me--why does being white and/or American mean that I can't dance? Now I can clearly see their point.
This is simply cringe-worthy. Absolutely shame inducing.

Lulu Maude said...

Can't she ever!

I like seeing Dubya avoid the whole thing by shaking that little rhythm maker--unrhythmically.

Republicans are better off with 4/4 time... if that.

Anonymous said...

oh, no! now the mayan priests are going to have to work overtime to cleanse the evil spirits from the condi-dubya-laura maacahaw dance! hope those mayan priests have a union,

Anonymous said...

OMG, OMG, OMG, I shorted out my keypad drooling over crazy-eyes' arms-akimbo!

samael7 said...

I can't help but wonder how different the world would be if Bush had taken up Brazilian music at an early age.

I mean, of course, the world of Brazilian Music. The Real World would, no doubt, be better off.

Shake that ganza, Decider! Shake it!

lotf ali said...

Oh, poor Laura. That's so sad. Condi seems to have at least a hint of an inner-Supreme trying to get out.