Thursday, March 08, 2007

Ursula Plassnik Finally Locates Taller Person



Austria's Foreign Minister Ursula Plassnik listens to journalists questions during a news conference in Vienna March 8, 2007. REUTERS/Leonhard Foeger
(AUSTRIA)

So... that headline isn't exactly true, but I'm just kinda having a blogger's block, OK?

9 comments:

Matty Boy said...

Alternate headline:

Plassnik Benevolently Refrains From Swatting Down Low Flying Aircraft

Here is Ursula unadorned. No fabulous accessories, no frame of reference to display her awe-inspiring size, just her looking and listening.

Still a damned handsome woman.

Is it wrong to love her so? Of course not; just the opposite.

gregg said...

Here you go, matty boy:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v699/gtv42/ursulaplane.jpg

Anonymous said...

She looks like John Cleese in that pic.


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keith said...

She's like an addiction. Give me more. I know i've got it bad when I start googling her name in hopes of finding more Ursula...

Coach said...

Yo, ho, ho. Green Giant!

Matty Boy said...

Thanks to Gregg for his collage addition. Instead of swatting this little gnat from the sky, the plane has gotten close enough for Ursula to "blow them a kiss", a la Sarah Douglas in Superman II, the second greatest super-powered bitch in film history, right after Faye Dunaway in Mommy Dearest.

But Ursula isn't a bitch! Ursula only wants what's best for us! Why do I keep imagining this stuff?

Because, as we already know, I'm a... naughty little monkey!

Anonymous said...

Holy shit, it's Galactus!!! Let the battle begin!

Karen Zipdrive said...

She has such luminescent skin. I'll bet Scooter Libby would love to see her being sexually ravaged by a bear.

Anonymous said...

OMG! PSP! You ahve to see this video...it contains the visual delights of George, Crazy Eyes AND Condi all dancing the night away in Brazil.
http://news.sky.com/skynews/video/videoplayer/0,,31200-bush_100307_1000,00.html

Hope the links work so you can appreciate Condi's supreme rhythm!