Monday, February 12, 2007

Nope, Nothing Awkward Going On Here




Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, left, and National Security Adviser Stephen Hadley listen as President Bush and Lithuania's President Valdas Adamkus, both not pictured, make statements to reporters in the Oval Office of the White House in Washington Monday, Feb. 12, 2007. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)

Don't make it weird, Stephen.

9 comments:

Prizes said...

Is it just me or is Stephen Condi's puppet ?

Princess Sparkle Pony said...

No, no... I'm afraid he's Cheney's puppet.

HRH King Friday XIII said...

Piano sex.

Jess Wundrun said...

I have a strange and somewhat undeveloped theory:

Condi wears the white nylons on the days she has assignations with Stephen Hadley. Reason: she must tone down the darkness of her legs against the lardy white pillows of his ass.

On days when she realizes how bad, how insane this thing with the raving lunatic animal that is Hadley is, she just goes bare. No Condi fan tutti frutti those days.

Except for George.

Matty Boy said...

At long last, He is truly revealed. He was foretold by Mojo Nixon, who incorrectly identified Him as Michael J. Fox. But now, all know the awful truth. Stephen Hadley is The Anti-Elvis, the one man on earth with no Elvis in him.

Anonymous said...

La Risotta (perhaps in fact a Risotto), turned on my Steve, has an erection but doesn't want to show it...how tactful of her...

Vext said...

She doesn't need to protect her girly parts with her hands with him.

I'm not sure I care to analyze that any further.

I agree, Stevie is 100% Elvis-free.

Possibly more robotic than the LauraBot, too.

Karen Zipdrive said...

I'll bet Hadley smells of plastic, like a brand new Barbie doll.

Anonymous said...

Stephen looks SOOOOOOO uptight that he MUST be a total sex animal in bed! That's my theory..