Monday, February 12, 2007

Boys Like Ursula

Germany's Foreign Minister Frank-Walter Steinmeier, third left, shares a word with, from left to right, Latvia's Artis Pabriks, Slovakia's Jan Kubis, Austria's Ursula Plassnik and Slovenia's Foreign Minister Dimitrij Rupel, during a meeting of EU foreign ministers at the EU Council building in Brussels, Monday Feb. 12, 2007. European Union foreign ministers approved plans Monday for implementing U.N. sanctions against Iran, a move that is meant to punish Tehran over its refusal to halt uranium enrichment. (AP Photo/Virginia Mayo)

What a delightful way to start a new week, with a photo showing a whole gaggle of foreign ministers all staring at Ursula's provocatively-displayed rack! Oh, Monday, sometimes you're so good to me!

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Pica said...

Looks like she should have worn one of her giant gaze-deflecting, bosom-protecting scarves.

Matty Boy said...

OMG! What Pica said!

How many Dress For Success™ mistakes can one giantess make? She obviously woke up on the wrong side of the continent today!

She shows up in Brussels, wearing this Giant Slut in Lilliput™ outfit with a Brobdingnagian bag. What's that for, you titanic tramp? Collecting mini-ministers and under-secretaries for a little game of Mount Ursula and the Lost Climbing Party?

My UrsuLove, my deep, abiding UrsuLove... now it all feels so dirty!

And that little clingy Frank-Walter again! He's about a subtle as a parolee at a titty bar! I hope she rolled up that program and swatted him like a naughty puppy!

Deep, calming breaths.

Jess Wundrun said...

Brobdingnagian bag? Is there a new designer in Old Europe? Must get to Barney's to buy one for moi.

(my Laputin bag turned out to be too whimsical and impractical for daily use)

Carmen Sutra said...

Matty's right about Frank-Walter. He's always giddy as a schoolgirl when Ursula's around and as you can tell from her expression, he will just not SHUT UP! Give it a rest, krautboy!

Christopher said...

I'm more excited about Mr. Slovakia's tie! It's like 10 feet long. And even then it still goes below his ample belly. They most have the best big and tall stores in teh world over there. And so nice of him to coordinate with Ms. Ursula's color choice. Methinks that Latvia's guy is a little light in the loafers, though. Far too trim and he seems to not care at all for Ursula. Clearly he's just waiting for the EU Council's White Party that night. (Or barely staying awake from the one the previous night.)

Princess Sparkle Pony said...

Christopher, I suspect that tie was normal sized at first, but grew three inches in Ursula's presence.

gregg said...

Slovakia's tie is actually panting like a dog's tongue. The still image reduces the effect.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Viva le crisscross tops!

Matty Boy said...

Quick compare 'n' contrast between Ursula and her hangers-on and Condi and Stephen. In one case, the comments are all about the sexysexy, and in the other, we have the regional chairpersons of the Anti-Sex League giving the quarterly report on the budget.

I'm not saying, I'm just saying...

Anonymous said...

oh, the fellas.

Ursula -- looking very fine and well proportioned -- is already standing a step down to bring their eye levels more eye level.

(I'm sure more than one Pony Pal™ giantesse works this move on occasion.)

And how do the fellas respond to Ursula's consideration?


She looks fab though. Nice outfit on a pretty lady.

Would I like her less if I followed Austrian news?

Princess Sparkle Pony said...

Anonymous, I believe you'd like her MORE if you followed Austrian news. She's an accomplished, level-headed diplomat, not just a spokesmodel like Condi. She's actually gone to Iran and Syria and had productive talks, something Condi's handlers refuse to let her do.

Anonymous said...

So Ursula is like Jem, to Condi's (the) Misfits?


AND I get to have a growing appreciation for the scarf as serious DiploTool™. Thank you, Princess Sparkle Pony!