Friday, January 05, 2007

"He's Mine Now... Alllll Mine!"

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice smiles as John Negroponte, right, is introduced as President Bush's nominee for Deputy Secretary of State in the Roosevelt Room of the White House in Washington, Friday, Jan. 5, 2007. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)
I think I see what's going on now: Condi, tired of Stephen Hadley's non-stop pestering, had to bring in a full-time cockblocker to keep him in check. Good luck with that! She looks happy with her new Negroponte, though, so that's what really matters. Anything to smooth out that tortured forehead.

Later, she met with some boring Asian guy, and I wouldn't even be posting this were it not shot by Sparklefave Yuri Gripas:

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice looks as South Korea's Foreign Ministry Song Min-Soon during a joint news conference at the Benjamin Franklin room of the State Department, after their meeting, January 5, 2007. (Yuri Gripas/Reuters)


The Boy said...

Girl....if it's the last thing you do, you NEED to get a picture of Karen Hughes' birthday party at Cactus. Like everybody was there, laura, condi...even harriet!!!!!!

Princess Sparkle Pony said...

OMG, I KNOW! Sadly, no Condirazzi were present.

Matty Boy said...

Harriet's going away, and there isn't even a fabulous parting gift like a Medal of Freedom!

Is that fair? It's just because she's a GIRL, I bet.

fattytummy said...

Princess, condi darling does look lovely happy, she must like having negroponte around.

oh my.

so many lovely changes, all the nutcase generals got busted out, actually only 2 of the 3 nuts, casey and abizaid OUT, but baaaah, Caldwell still in.

no offence princess, but Caldwell sleeps with saudi transvestite vampires who inseminate his blood stream with bhang particles and mind control his ass from riyadh, its all true, princess, I saw it my own self.

yes, absolutely.

and princess, apparently that asian fella guy is playing with condis invisible friend, is that why she looking at him slanty?

or is she thinking why dont this asian dweeb guy take a posse and kick out dim sung like fat minnie auntie has been egging him onto?

we think about that for a bit

oh and condi just kissed georgie tummy a whirlwind after he threw out the looney generals, georgie so happy, he swooned, practically, he aint be kissed like that for a long time.

laura kissed his tummy too.


guru-On-A-Soap-Box said...

Poor poor Condi. She is SO bored, she has to pee, she is suffering from dry, itchy flakiness in her ladyparts (note how her arms seem to be forming the usual 'clasp of protection' over you-know-where).

Perhaps she's frantically scratching the ladyparts behind the podium. SOMEONE do something for her! This is UNBEARABLE....

lotiongood said...

lotion would be good, like the euro gals put on jamie before they leave him to do the laundry. they rinse him off with hot towels and put lotion on him.

stephen hadley puts lotion on condi's pussy, I think she is just signalling that she will be needing some lotion after boring photo ops where nothing happens.

stephen hadley is a good lotion fluffer.

plus, he's willing to lie for condi, like he did with the plame memo thang.

so it all fits in, see.


Karen Zipdrive said...

Condi got tired of Hadley because he kept wanting to try on her clothes and shoes.
Let's face it kids, by the look of him Hadley just has to be one more closeted GOP queen.

pissed off patricia said...

Wonder why no females are chosen to work for Condi? All we ever see are men. Maybe it's because she is so beautiful that women don't want to be compared to her. Oh sure, it could be some other reason.