Monday, January 08, 2007

Slow CondiDay

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice speaks during a news conference at the State Department in Washington, Monday, Jan. 8, 2007. (AP Photo/Haraz N. Ghanbari)
I'm going to be optimistic and hope that it's just one of those weeks where Monday and Tuesday are boring, but then by Thursday Condi's being photographed with Muppets and greeted at the airport by Falcon-wielding locals. But anyway, maybe this is a good opportunity to catch up on some noteworthy recent Condinews:
  • The best rumor EVER is that mopey, unpleasant Dick Cheney may be sent out to pasture and replaced with... Condi! And that's why Negroponte jumped to the State Department, so that he could take Dr. Ferragamo's place as Secretary of State. Can you imagine Vice President Rice? OMG, if that were to happen, it would have a tremendously positive impact on the Pink Pony, so I'm all for it. I can't decide whose version of the rumor I prefer, though: Comedy Central, who reported it as a joke, or the New Republic, who reported it for reals.
  • Smarmy Europeans said mean stuff about Condi! The nerve!
  • Condi announced today that some guy named Zalmay got, like, a new job, but everybody already knew that so instead of wasting the real Condi's time, they sent the Condibot (see above) to deliver the news.


Anonymous said...

there'll be many a bigoted brain abursting in she gets nonmiated for VP.
Unmarried (wink wink)

Maybe they'll all self rapture and I can get a neat new (to me) car!


Matty Boy said...

Condi's picture below and above look more like before and after a lost weekend. Maybe that party with Karen Hughes took its toll.

Kids, don't do drugs. You're Pony Pals™! Get high on blogs!

dimpledtuchas said...

zalmay now an official laughing stock of the planet, he is toast, wassa he gonna do, host an all ayrab summit, even other moosla dont trust him, he is pakistan, saud cabal and he shot himself in the ass just like the space cadet caldwell who has bhang in his bloodstream from saud vampires.

we not suggesting anybody, we dont care, zalmay just official laffing stock, thas all, even banki moon get more respeck than him and banki moon gets zip minus 0.25 approx.

we more interested in an accountant general for the UN and since rudy giuliani had such huge fights with them, we think he should be nominated and pushed for the post, that place needs an accountant general with a horsewhip.

we fed up.

bye bye.

HRH King Friday XIII said...

It's a pattern with this white house to promote employees who've totally fucked up. I think she's being bumped up after breaking the 3,000th dead soldier mark.

If we hit 10,000, Condi gets to become the first ever Pope-King.

Lulu Maude said...

I am confident that Condoleezza can restore to the vice presidency the traditional inaction we'd come to expect before the Dickster decided to open a Halliburton subsidiary in the Exec offices.

Condi won't do anything, as she's amply illustrated in her past six years.

Hooray, and it's historic, too! The American people love historic moments, especially if they don't mean anything.

guru-On-A-Soap-Box said...

Those Euro-Peons are just grumpy because they don't have any huge phallic penis type missiles to send at bad guys like, um, the French for example.

Light my Freedom Fries, Kermits