Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Matching Armchair Double-Header

Yes, we've had twofers before, even threefers. First up today, Sweden's Foreign Minister:

Sweden's Foreign Minister Carl Bildt, left, meets with Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice at the State Department in Washington, Tuesday, Oct. 24, 2006. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)
In my opinion, Mr. Dharapak's camera is too close and too low. Yuri Gripas could give him a few pointers. But he does know when to cut away for a quick glamour close-up, the kind we live for:



Clearly our Dr. Ferragamo has grown weary of her guest, so she quickly looked at her watch, did a 'cough-interrupt', booted the boring Swede by pulling her secret lever, and welcomed her next visitor:

Portugal's Foreign Minister Luis Amado, left, meets with Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice at the State Department in Washington,Tuesday, Oct. 24, 2006. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)
Mmmm, yes, I think that's more to Condi's liking: burlier and Kenny Rogersesque. She likes the feel of that beard while...

...I'm sorry, I simply can't continue down that road. My apologies.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

tease.



pwapvt

gregg said...

...Condilingus?

txyankee said...

ewww.

ifthethunderdontgetya said...

Come now, Psp. Are you just demanding that your fans invent slash fiction for your edification?

guru-On-A-Soap-Box said...

I can see the slight hankering for the 'beard' in the squint of her Condi-Contacts. But what she's doing is gripping his hand REAL DAMN HARD because of her 'beard envy' which goes back to her 'issues' with whether Fidel Castro's brother is gay. For her, 'the beard' and a sorta Spanish sounding name bring back the infamous 'night with Fidel's brother'.

BUT YOU WILL NEVER TELL THAT STORY, WILL YOU?!!!! HA HA HA HA!!!! Just ask the Page in the Lincoln Bedroom holding the severed GOP senator's head....