Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice , left, looks on as President Bush holds a news conference on Monday, Aug. 7, 2006 in Crawford, Texas. Bush and Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice spoke about the Mideast during a meeting with reporters at his Texas ranch. (AP Photo/Evan Vucci)Ahhh, after a tough day of clearing brush at the ranch, Doctor Ferragamo sent out the Condibot to make a live (or lifelike, at least) appearance at a special presser. Because, you know, people totally want to know what Condi and her friends think about stuff. So they just fill the Condibot's output content with vague yet reassuring non-statements and the proper worshipful gaze annnnnnd she's good to go!
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*The title of this post was shamelessly stolen from this magnificent tribute by the DC Urban Family kids to sparkletacular DC Council superstar Carol Schwartz.