Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Latest Puff-Piece on Condi



Laugh of the day courtesy of The Onion:
WASHINGTON, DC—Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice called developments "encouraging" on the first day of diplomatic talks with representatives from the underwater kingdom of Rubba Dubdub, which were held in the spacious bathtub of Rice's private D.C. residence on Monday.
Read the rest of it here.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Don't you think there should be some kind of an elevation on the hair alert? The curl in MY ahir would simply droop.

Anonymous said...

I think that photo is 'shopped. Does it still count?

Anonymous said...

Leave it to the Onion! Love them.

Lulu Maude said...

I was concerned about the Rubber Ducky as ignored and oppressed minority group, but I see that Duckay is a power player. Phew.

R.L. said...

Must.....not.....think.....shes......Hot!.....Must.....not......thin

pissed off patricia said...

Who's at the other end of the tub?

dusty said...

Oh please, its the Condi-bot again..the real Ferragamo=wearing bitch is on vaca just like her boss.

Karen Zipdrive said...

I can tell it's a fake photo...no pearls.

j. hoch said...

That bathtub photo is the stuff that dreams are made of.

Anonymous said...

Princess:

Perhaps if Condi appeared in this watery way at the UN the U.S. would find a way to bring a ceasefire to the ME -...just a thought in these tumultuous times... but then John Bolton might object: "why can't I appear in a tub too, I'm as sexy as she is, especially with my mustache!"

Why is life so complicated...

Anonymous said...

Princess darling,

How did Condi get her shampoo (see the plastic containers) past liquid-adverse airport security? The privileges of being a State Department employee...