Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Metablogging: Your Leader in Google Image Searches for "Butthole"

This is just a quickie, but can one of you please tell me why so many people are coming to Princess Sparkle Pony looking for pictures of buttholes? Seriously, this has been the top search query for a couple of days now, and it's kinda creeping me out. Honestly, we're talking, like, an avalanche of hits.

Oh, sure, it used to be possible to find pictures of buttholes here, thanks to this post. But enough's enough, folks, so the butthole picture has been removed from my server and the butthole party train has ground to a halt.

You may now resume reading about the JonBenet case.

13 comments:

PwapVt said...

Just for the record, I never, ever come here looking for pictures of buttholes.

Princess Sparkle Pony said...

At the moment, then, you are in a minority.

Big Sky Girl said...

Me either. But writing the word so many times in the above post, will probably just raise your profile even more on the Google-meter.

Carmen Sutra said...

Just to clarify, are they searching for pony buttholes or just buttholes in general? Or perhaps sparkly buttholes?

PwapVt said...

So, if I WAS looking for buttholes,(of whatever variety...) are there any here?

pissed off patricia said...

I know some people who I refer to as that, but I never go seeking them out. So you can take my name off the list of suspects.

cranberryzero said...

i heard there were pictures of buttholes here... oh i'm sorry.

Jon said...

I get a lot of hits for "Free MP3 Captain and Tennille".

Lulu Maude said...

I enjoy variants, don't you? There's a liquor store in Salem, Mass, called the bunghole (a nautical double entendre.)

Got any of them there bungholes?

dusty said...

If the Shrub is being referred to as a "butthole" that might be why your getting so many hits..otherwise I don't have a friggin clue..and might I add I only come over here looking for breaking stories on Condo and asshats..not buttholes.

pissed off patricia said...

Perhaps that's condi's middle name or a nick name bush has given her.

Anonymous said...

Just learned that googling "Ass that won't quit" will get a link to a donkey webcam at an English petting zoo. I haven't tried it.

Anonymous said...

Try googling the word "failure". Guess who comes up?

Late-breaking anonymous comment- I think I just saw the BVM in the random letters I have to type in to post this anonymous comment.