Thursday, August 24, 2006

Come Back Condi! The Kids Miss You, All is Foregiven

In case you're wondering why posting has been so light here lately...

Well, it's August, first of all, the most slowest news month EVER. More importantly, however, Condi has been out of the public eye for ten days! Where is she? Is she holed up in some Ferragamo boutique somewhere? Please return to us ASAP!

And what did I learn by watching NBC-4 news this morning? Well, they "reported" that NBC-4 advertising client Dunkin' Donuts will soon be featuring lunch items, and also that NBC-4 advertising client Busch Gardens will soon be featuring a new roller coaster! Hooray for local news!

10 comments:

pissed off patricia said...

How sad, because our local news had that same damned story about dunkin' donuts. What our local news failed to mention is that we had one mother of a thunder storm here yesterday. No mention of that but the latest on the Ramsey murder circus was covered completely, and in detail.

So, anything going on in Iraq these days?

Carmen Sutra said...

If you just want to make up shit about the Secretion of State until she comes out of hiding, that's cool too.

I'll start. I heard Bush caught Conputressa giving Chuck Hagel a handjob in some Foggy Bottom lavatory and for the past week, he's been sleeping with Laura in retaliation. Anyone else?

Anonymous said...

Delightful Princess:

Perhaps Condi is off on a date with that pedo-fellow, the attention-seeking John Mark Karr. Maybe I am completely off the track here, but if you look at their gaze at certain moments -- as recorded by the media, granted so often deceptive -- their eyes, or how their eyes stare into space, are strangely alike. Their mouths/chins, as seen in certain expressions, are also not totally dissimilar (a kind of Mussolini look). And they both love publicity! Maybe they, Condi and John, can arrange to have a joint NBC Tee-Vee-covered "work-out" at a gym at one point (John evidently likes to look good too). They could also have "are-they-in-love-or-splitting" articles about them in "People" and "US" magazine, where we could read about them while waiting at the supermarket checkout! Also, Condi wore a classy red Oriental dress when she performed at the ASEAN meeting (if my memory serves me right), and John K. lived in Thailand, so maybe they both share an interest in the mysteries of the East, perhaps of a sexual nature (I had to bring sex into this). And let's not forget -- they are both teachers! Both have taught the young about eternal values, which they both respect so much ... How fun! Who knows, John may also like American football! They can look at Monday Night Football (does it still exist? Am not really sure) together, as the Middle East has its birth pangs, as Iraq burns, as Dafur dies ...

What an all-American couple!

Hope your quiet August is going well.

Princess Sparkle Pony said...

Wow! See, that's way better than anything I could come up with today!

Anonymous said...

So does anyone know if the Carlyle Group really owns Dunkin Donuts?

Karen Zipdrive said...

I think Condi's still in Crawford, tidying up the ranchhouse before Laura goes back there again.

North Horsies said...

What's up with Frau Doctor Giantess - she of unusual neck decor? Maybe she and La Condoleeza are lolling on a beach somewhere strategizing world domination?

Domination for the dominatrix -- what's the plural of that word??

Anonymous said...

That would be dominatrices

mother of jehu said...

Something to ponder in a slow news week:
http://www.armorofgodpjs.com/

Sign up your kiddies for the crusades!!!

Princess Sparkle Pony said...

Oh, yes, I've seen the Armor of God PJs. They are indeed sublime.