Saturday, August 19, 2006

Elizabeth Dole Clinches Role of The Joker for Next Batman Movie

U.S. Sen. Elizabeth Dole talks to Mocksville officials about the importance of infrastructure to help small businesses.
- Photo by Robin Snow/The Enterprise Record
Thanks to Pony Pal™ Rosemary for bringing this superbly frightening photo of the not-at-all surgically-altered Elizabeth Dole to my attention.

13 comments:

Lulu Maude said...

Phenomenal! A second career in Hollywood will give Liddy a whole new roster of potential Republican fund raiser attendees. Turnouts have been thin in recent months, and Bob has quit taking his Viagra.

I rejoice in her success.

isabelita said...

Gaaa. The faux minty fresh greenness of her suit clashes nauseatingly with the hue of her face. This be the stuff of nightmares.

5th Estate said...

Great heaving hoo-hahs of god-knows what?!!!
For a start, even Old Navy avoids orange and mint-green as a color palette.
But more importantly, why draw such a blatant comparison between one's own appearance and a heavily nipped,tucked, pinned and buttoned-down "leathereen" chair?

Anonymous said...

Princess darling,

Is Madame Dole taking (or feeling the effects of) Viagra? This could possibly explain her strange facial mutilations, as the effects of this pill are -- I think scientists themselves would admit -- not yet fully known.

best,

an admirer

Anonymous said...

The original joker became the joker when he fell into a vat of acid that discolored him.

I guess Libby became the joker when she bathed in dioxin to proove it was safe. That or her nasty bile finally began to exit through her skin. She always seems so sweet, even while devoting her life to the forces of evil.

Anonymous said...

No wonder Bob has erectile disfuction.

No wonder Libby's turning orange. She sleeps with Bob.

Carmen Sutra said...

The good fairy turned Pinnochio into a real boy, and now apparently she's turned Waylon Flower's Madame into a real woman - although I am not at all certain that that IS a real woman.

Anonymous said...

That curious color... wow! too long at the tanning booth Libster!!

Karen Zipdrive said...

Egads! One more facelift and she'll be sportin' a natural goatee.

Lulu Maude said...

Listen, children, getting old isn't pretty. Just you wait.

The crone's revenge.

pissed off patricia said...

LOL, Karen zipdrive wins!

momly said...

That is too Katherine Harris! In about 15 years....

Anonymous said...

I LOVE Elizabeth Dole with work or without!