Friday, August 18, 2006

Breaking News: Christianity is Still Stupid

FOUNTAIN VALLEY, California (AP) -- Workers at a chocolate company have discovered a 2-inch-tall (5-centimeter-tall) column of chocolate drippings that they believe bears a striking resemblance to traditional depictions of the Virgin Mary.
Hmmm... it looks more like some kind of novelty butt plug to me, but whatever floats your boat!

UPDATE: Pony Pal™ Ian sent along a link to a delightful Baby Jesus butt plug with which the above could really make a tempting strawberry 'n' chocolate pair. Yay!

19 comments:

Blue Gal said...

I wrote a post yesterday about separating the believers from what they do, and attacking the stupidity rather than the religion. But in this instance, go ahead. Virgin Mary sightings are fair game in my book.

That could be a dog turd BVM for all we know.

PwapVt said...

A chocolate butt plug?
Seems redundant to me....


Oh never mind.

Karen Zipdrive said...

I wonder if some zealot ate that thing?

PwapVt said...

Ya mean
Nearer thy god to be?

Screamin' Norwegian said...

I think it looks like a hawk. Maybe it's a Christian hawk.

Nasty, Brutish & Short said...

Wow. This gets the award for most offensive blog post title that I have seen all week.

Princess Sparkle Pony said...

Sorry, that's just how the Pink Pony rolls!

Carmen Sutra said...

I'm with the Norwegian. Although to me it's more like an owl. Is there a Harry Potter line of butt plugs? And do people pray to them? I'm so confused.

Anyway, NB&S, love the Hobbesian name!

Sister Nancy Beth Eczema said...

But is communism still good?

Tami DeTruth said...

kudos on the "Still" ...let there not be any confussion over this fact, thank you.

And applause for giving Strangers With Canday your ringing endorsement. I agree.

txyankee said...

Holy Crap!

pissed off patricia said...

Holy chocolate crap! So anything that, even a tiny bit resembles a picture of something or someone holy, they will pray to? This is totally nuts!

Praying to chocolate drippings is not religion, it's insanity. Imagine the other decisions these people make in their lives.

Karen Zipdrive said...

People should pray FOR chocolate, not TO it.

Anonymous said...

If you can't respect peoples dearly held beliefs, and cannot keep yourself from spitting on them well then you are truly a low life form. Shame on you

Princess Sparkle Pony said...

I don't respect peoples' "dearly held beliefs" when those beliefs are STUPID! Why should I?

Anonymous said...

You silly fish. You give out about the idiot protesting that "Islam sucks" yet you think it's okay to insult Christianity?
It just shows you are a hypocritical cow, and your double arse-cheeks are accompanied by double standards.

If nobody respects what is important to anybody else, then what kind of a world would we be living in?

You don't have to share somebody's beliefs to respect.

Those Jesus dildos were made by a deeply unhappy and disturbed person, whose aim was to offend, insult and hurt others.

Anonymous said...

Well, those butt plugs sure made me laugh at least! Hooray for butt plugs!

Clavis said...

I don't see what people are getting so upset about. Christianity *is* stupid.

What's wrong with calling a stupid thing stupid? If I believed that a traffic cone was my mother, and that it could grant wishes, that would be pretty stupid, wouldn't it? So how is it any less stupid to think a magic man in the sky killed his own son to prove how much he loves you and will send you to hell because you deserve it?

Anonymous said...

If you think think that you know everything, and that things that you personally don't experience do not exist, than you are stupid.

If you can't take account of other peoples feelings, or respect the beliefs of others, than you are heartless.

I hope you don't rot in hell