Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Rummy Grins While Condi Spins

U.S. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld (L) stands behind Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice as they speak to reporters in the Capitol in Washington May 3, 2006, after briefing bipartisan members of Congress about the situation in Iraq . The two secretaries made a surprise visit to Iraq last week. REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque
Yes, I'm sure Rummy 'n' Spendoleezza had nothin' but good news after their secret so that they wouldn't get killed surprise visit to the ultra-fortified Green Zone. Everything's awesome! And, um, could we have a ton more money, please, you know, because... everything's awesome! And who else was there to join in on the fun and to bask in Dr. Ferragamo's reflected hair-care product sheen? Why, it's Virginia's silver fox, John Warner:



I don't think Condi's having any of it, though. I mean, talk to the hand, Warner:



Ewww, he's just totally leering at our Special Princess. Oh, Condi... you've got to find a better class of men to be photographed with.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think our Condi's bored with her hair...in that last pic she looks like she's trying to coax the flip back out again! Keep an eye on that hairstyle SPP!!

Auntie Ruckus said...

You do mean John Warner, do you not?

Princess Sparkle Pony said...

OMG, yes. Whoops! Corrected!

Auntie Ruckus said...

Do not think I do not LOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEEEE PSP...I do! Mark Warner had a hard enough time w/the NYT Magazine cover, but to be tagged as an old Republican ex of Cleopatra....Mais NON!!!!!!!!!!!!

Karen Zipdrive said...

John Warner looks more like the type who'd prefer a 12-year-old.

dusty said...

Warner should of shot the photographer..he looks simply horrific. Rummy looks like..well, Rummy..a dipshit that spends half his life sucking on lemons,or smelling his upper lip.

Gregg said...

Is that a flying saucer in the lower picture? Because it's definitely not, you know, a light fixture. Those don't move that way.

Lulu Maude said...

She just can't warm up to Rummy, even with Bush's tenderest, breathiest entreaties. They must not have had fun together on their mandated trip.

Rummy probably expected her to wait on him.

p.s. Catch "Rummy in Love" in this week's New Yorker.

Dan said...

Warner looks like Adam West.

samael7 said...

Ahh, so THAT'S where the Crypt Keeper has been. Boy he looks terrible without that makeup.

And that first picture . . . I never realized Condi's hairline was so high. It's looking a little fatigued to me, come to mention it. Bit of ashiness on her scalp too. I think someone needs to break out a hot oil treatment or something.

But I approve of the pearls. Can't go wrong with a string of hardened oyster mucus around your gullet.

dusty said...

ewwwwwwwwwwwww..thats not how I think pearls..but I will now Samael..

Karen Zipdrive said...

Condi's body language in photos #2 and 3 says it all.
Suck it, Donald, talk to the back of the hand, beeyitch.