Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Condi's Hot Lebanese Action

U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice (R) and Lebanese Embassy official Carla Jazzar walk out of the Oval Office at the White House in Washington, April 18, 2006. REUTERS/Jason Reed
Va-va-va VOOM, Princess Secretary could really take some fashion tips from her new Lebanese friend, because Jazzar is strutting some awfully chic stuff there, a striking contrast with Condi's perfectly nice, yet prissy little suit.

Also, she stopped for a little quality matching armchairs time with the Prime Minister:

U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice (L) shakes hands with Lebanon's Prime Minister Fouad Siniora during their meeting at a hotel in Washington April 18, 2006. Siniora will also meet with U.S. President George W. Bush at the White House today. REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque
And here you can see the perils of trying to improvise a matching armchairs photo-op. You really need that little table with the small, tasteful flower arrangement to fill that awkward spot in the lower middle (go here to see Condi's perfect home-base version). I like to imagine Condi's handlers frantically searching the lobby in vain for a suitable low endtable, or speed-dialing the nearest FTD florist. But their efforts failed, tragically. As a result, the balance is all off, the chairs wrong* and set too far apart, and a potentially magical photo-op is ruined. Heads will roll.

*Way wrong! Condi's sitting up too high on an over-upholstered support structure... and treading perilously close to Basic Instinct territory.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sorry Princess but we must concede they're great legs...
All that working out at the gym a few photos ago & striding from matching chair set to matching chair set. And what a wonderful secret message for little Jack back in England.

Karen Zipdrive said...

1. That Carla Jazzar has some style, all right. Next to her, Condi looks like she shopped at JC Penney.
2. Holy Toledo, that shot of Condi almost showing the Royal Bush kind of gave me acid reflux. I may be a lesbian, but not when it comes to seeing Condi's naughty bits. Yeecch.

Unknown said...

Jesus christ in a thong..she is almost exhibiting her nether region isn't she?

Holy Cupcake that Lebanese official is upstaging the Condster isn't she?

Bless you PSP for keeping us up-to-the-minute on these matters :P

Anonymous said...

Va-va-va VOOM is right! I never knew that breasts and a blazer could make such a yummy-licious combination! I wonder if that's the work of Lebanese tailors? If so, kudos, guys!

Anonymous said...

Thumbs up on her great legs when she's wearing short skirts. But spare us how twisted she looks when she's seated. Body language says it all.

You can't be a truly POWERFUL persona when you also have to play the "woman-trying-to-keep-from-revealing-your-crotch" role.

Buy the girl a burka, for pity's sake.

pissed off patricia said...

Time to lose the short skirts Condi until you learn how to "sit and stay" in them.

Anonymous said...

Lebanese chick looks like she has a nice rack and I am so digging those flowing trousers. (Lotsa room for a strap-on.) I have a naughty image of these two ruttting like wild animals in a White House rest room. Maybe I'm just bored with my job.

Karen Zipdrive said...

yeow

Esri Rose said...

Great fashion and fear don't mix, baby. That suit of Condi's represents the repressions and angst of an entire nation.

Anonymous said...

You guys need to go visit some porn sites if think any of those pictures are hot! Not!