U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, left and Egyptian Foreign Minister Ahmed Abul Gheit talk during a press conference after their meeting in Cairo, Egypt in this Tuesday, Feb. 21, 2006 file photo. It was probably Condoleezza Rice's unhappiest week as secretary of state, one so disappointing that it raises questions about the Bush administration's ability to shape Middle East events in the near term. (AP Photo/Nasser Nasser)What they don't mention in the article is that as clearly seen above, the Egyptian Foreign Minister also stole her invisible friend, and then totally said, "LOL, Condi, your fingers shoot blanks!"
But it's OK! You know why? Because her boyfriend, Jack Straw, who famously spent some quality time with Condi in Alabama, just invited her to nice, cozy, friendly England. Oh, that'll be so much better, plus the stores in London are awesome! Oh, wait a minute:
"I will be proud to show Condoleezza Rice the city of Liverpool and my own constituency, Blackburn, during this visit. As in Alabama, we will take the opportunity to make speeches together on foreign policy."Liverpool and Blackburn? D'oh!
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Something tells me she won't be buying any manolo's in Blackburn.
And only making speeches? Not whoopee? Sounds fun :|
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And on top of that Condoleezza has a difficult trip scheduled for March the 11th. She is attending the inauguration of the first ever South American President, Chile’s Michelle Bachelet. Problem is she may not enjoy the company. Secretary of State will be hanging with regional presidents not exactly of her like, namely Hugo Chavez, Evo Morales and Nelson Kirchner.
Expect her to spend time with Alvaro Uribe and do not be surprised if she tries to ignore Chavez at all costs, as President Bush did in Viña Del Mar.
Condi: "THIS big?"
Egyptian guy: "Yeah, I'm tellin' you--THIS BIG!"
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