Monday, December 19, 2005

BREAKING: Condi Has a Small, Spherical Invisible Friend!



Sometimes she cups it in one hand, and sometimes, like yesterday on Meet the Press, she cuddles it with both hands:





Some of Condi's hand gestures, in the past, greatly confused me, but now it all makes sense.

EDIT: Also, honey, the eyebrows! They were really faint yesterday. Girlfriend, put the tweezers down!

15 comments:

z7q2 said...

So it's about the size of a grapefruit. I wonder if it has fur and feels good to the touch. Do you think she talks to it late at night when no one is listening?

Princess Sparkle Pony said...

z7, I think it must be something similar to a guinea pig. But don't forget, Condi's asthetic sense is very different from us mere mortals, so it could be a hedgehog or even a... what's that thing? It's like a cross between a hedgehog and an armadillo? A pangollin?

Eukaryote said...

Hadoken!!!

Starkweather said...

Tribble?

Anonymous said...

Yes, a tribble, but a tribble wouldn't let Cheney hold it.

cynthia said...

I think what she's got in her hands is one BIG FAT LIE! Actually, they breed like tribbles. She's got her hands full.

Anonymous said...

she's reaching for the truth which is usually right in front of her....just can't get a handle on it

Anonymous said...

a model of the earth?
a small child's skull?

:(

Bill Cash said...

It reminds me of the orb that everyone used as a substitute for drugs and sex in Woody Allen's Sleeper. It would explain the delirium she frequently finds herself in.

Anonymous said...

C'mon. They are little invisible
"force fields" that she can call up anytime her whoring to the white boys is suffering or she feels something like, integrity creeping in. There is the "rove force field" but when she is really feeling threatened, she calls up the cheney force field. This insures her loyalty to the
NeoRepublicoMafia and prevents anything remotely related to her
conscience from creeping in.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Actually, she is describing what it's like to heft Dick Cheney's elephantine ball sac.

dusty said...

jolly good! and yes it all makes sense now..

KZ..dickie has no ball sac..its a load of socks..i swear.

Isafula said...

this is the church..
this is the steeple...
open the door and see all the people.......

BTW,she probably has her eyebrows "threaded".......

Kris Schultz said...

I think she's cradling the tumor I once had for strength. It did almost kill a liberal!

Capt. Jack Sparrow said...

Hilarious! I like the way you think!