Deep Denial

Poor Jeff is in deep denial about his lack of an invitation to the prom. Today's NY Post reveals his Rebecca-of-Sunnybrook-Farm-style delusions:

"It seems to me to be odd to exclude the one person who has brought more attention to the White House press corps than anyone else in years," Gannon tells PAGE SIX's Jared Paul Stern. "Probably many who would want to extend such an invitation already assume I will be in attendance."

Ah! I see! Nobody has invited Jeffy because everybody assumes everybody else already has!

That's the ticket!

UPDATE: Sparkle Pony gets a shout-out from Fishbowl DC for our Gannon graphic.