Above: Screenshot from washingtonpost.com.
Yes, yes, everybody is writing about it. But what's driving me crazy is that everybody's writing that McCain said the f word or said f___ you to or dropped the f-bomb on (ow!) Cornyn.
Pssst... you know what? When you use those cute euphemisms, we can totally tell it stands for fuck. It's unmistakable!
Also: OMG, John McCain said fuck! Well, I never!
Ha ha ha! It is a funny argument, though, between the two Johns. Trying to pick a side between those two makes me all woozy!
To regain your balance, just say, "Fuck both Johns!"
Wee! I'd love to tell John Cronyn to fuck off. I guess I have been too nice in the letters I have sent that asswipe over the years. He never writes back. Maybe if I amped up my language he would respond...
Yeah, but what was the deal with the chickens? I don't understand that at all. Is there a special verb for Quality Intimacy with Chickens??
Language is so dynamic.
Oh, I know...
Yes, Lulu, "He used a curse word associated with chickens and accused Cornyn of raising the issue just to torpedo a deal" struck me as the crucial line as well.
Calling someone a 'dumb-ass breast' is awfully funny, so NME is right to rule it out. Pecker is kind of obtuse for those of us not raised on a farm, although I'm the first to admit that peckerhead is a wonderful epithet.
No, I'm guessing it was indeed something very closely associated with chickens, and putting all my chips on 'chicken-shit'.
Ever since Colin Powell admitted that everybody at the State Department was using Ambien, I've wanted to see a bill introduced that would let us know exactly what prescription meds all the politicians in Washington were on at any given time. Some of them are just creepy shitheads, like Droopy Dawg Lieberman, but the behavior of many, especially Bush and McCain, I think is best explained by the drugs they are taking.
Karen Zipdrive sez:
If anyone deserved to have a sound 'fuck you' aimed at him, it's that prick Cornyn.
I'm from Texas, and Cornyn is from San Antonio, where I live.
Even when he was getting his start as a crooked politician in S.A., he was an insufferable, arrogant fascist prick.
I second that 'fuck you'.
crapweasels both, but Cornyn's a torturing crapweasel, so the choice is clear.
"curse word associated with chickens"
I think the most apropos ornithological epithet for Cornyn would be COCKSUCKER, it also fits the salty dog naval tradition of expletives. The aforementioned slurs are far to euphemistic for a former naval aviator.
Karen Zipdrive sez:
As for the chicken expletive,it's a toss-up between cocksucker and chicken shit.
Cornyn may indeed be one of those secret GOP gay cocksuckers, but knowing Cornyn I'd have to select chicken shit as being more apropos.
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