Monday, June 12, 2006

George Has an Invisible Pal, Too!

And it's bigger than Condi's:

U.S. President George W. Bush speaks to the press following a meeting with the Interagency Team on Iraq at Camp David in Maryland, June 12, 2006. Also pictured with Bush is Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice. REUTERS/Jason Reed
A lot bigger:

Shouldn't everybody have their own invisible, spherical object to cuddle 'n' hug when things don't turn out as you want them?

Also, WTF? She went to Camp David with George again? Honey, that isn't going to help with those affair rumors. But actually, if you think about it, Camp David is probably where they... what's that phrase all the myspace kids use?... hook up. Ew.

In other Condinews, Esquire readers decided she's totally the best dinner date EVER, but don't get too impressed because they stacked the deck by having only 14 choices, and Jay Leno won as best male dining companion, so, um... my goodness, what an honor!

UPDATE: Already this morning I've seen Channel 4 News' Condipal Barbara Harrison report the above poll without mentioning that the respondants only had 14 pre-selected names from which to choose, a little detail which, of course, renders the entire poll meaningless.

UPDATE 2: Upon further review, I've decided that George doesn't have an invisible friend, like Condi's, which he cuddles when he's nervous. I've decided that, in fact, he has an invisible concertina which he plays when he's nervous. The more you know!


Unknown said...

Perhaps her spherical friend is the love child of the Shrub and Dead-eye Dick?

or maybe not..

Lulu Maude said...

I see that Dubya's invis. pal is sort of chubby...

taj said...

Is it just me who hates this navy plaid and black suit jacket combo Shrub's sporting? He looks like he's thrown on the jacket at the last minute to meet with the press. I think he's even got short sleeves under there.

I always have hated his wardrobe, especially when he rolls up his sleeves and act like he's all por la gente. Unless you're LBJ, you don't get to do that if you're prez.

Karen Zipdrive said...

I'll bet he wears short sleeved shirts under all his suitcoats.
And just because they are both dark blue, a shirt and coat can't be two different shades of dark blue unless the person is legally insane.

Unknown said...

He's not legally insane right? Just his spying and all that nonsense.