That's whatshername (just kidding! I still love you, Condi, even if I'm a little displeased with your stale locks!) this morning, listening to her boss blab on and on and on. If anybody was surprised when Condi arrived in perfect, seamless Klingon makeup, they didn't say anything. Um, is that a washboard brow? Neato, Condi!
Also, what does a crazy lady look like? She looks like this:
And! OMG! I think people want the Pink Pony to make sport of Ms. Miers some more, but I'm sorry, my Pony Pals™, you're just going to have to get your Harrietproduct elsewhere (UPDATE: OK, I take it back. See above). There's plenty to spread around. Have you read her superfantastic blog, by the way? Some kids think I'm writing it, but all I can say to that is... as if!
Ahem. That's not a picture of Laura Bush. It's Jack Nicholson as the Joker in "Batman Returns".
--The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but pure honest-to-goodness truth
It is a superfantastic blog, whoever the author is (wink wink).
Laura is a little crosseyed isn't she? was that her excuse for plowing her car into her boyfriend's car that fatefull nite? hmmm....
The 'stylist' who does Laura's hair (owner of Toka Salon) gives everybody that exact same haircut. He butchered me with it, and I cried for a month. Owner of Teaism? Same cut.
He must have a patent on it or something.
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