Sparkle Pony Interactive!

OK, so I was reading this article about how congressional interns are getting bad advice about abortion or something? And the councelors were all, like, OMG, you'll totally get those, like, really ugly toenails if you get an abortion 'n' stuff. So I thought, wow, what other bad side effects are there? Please tell me which of these scares you the most:

Which Unintended Abortion Side-Effect Scares You the Most? Head suddenly falling off Interest in Cher, Pet Shop Boys Never finding out if you would have had next Hitler or Timberlake Totally ugly culottes Loss of lucrative tabloid baby picture goldmine Second nose grows, like totally where everyone can see it Free polls from Pollhost.com

Sparkle Pony Interactive!

Which would you enjoy more? An elegant sit-down dinner with Condoleezza Rice Bloodthirsty ticks applied directly to your eyeballs Scabies Awakening to find Charles Krauthammers' mutilated corpse in your bed Flying in a helicopter with Tony Snow Spontaneous finger loss Free polls from Pollhost.com

In honor of Esquire's recent dinner date poll starring Condi which was reported everywhere despite its meaninglessness. Make your voice heard! Let freedom ring!

EDIT: Oh, oops, typo. *sigh* That's "Charles Krauthammer's mutilated corpse", obv.