Friday, June 06, 2014

BREAKING: Goddess Callista Gingrich Modifies Hairdo!!! (UPDATE: I Am Dumb)


I knew this day would come, and I've been dreading it. But dread has turned to joy!

That's Empress Callista, above, and that thing she hangs around with, filming yet another film about Reagan at some pointlessly exotic locale.

But... what's this? The side tentacle on her hairdo is gone! Where did it go? Did it retract into her head?

And what's going on in the back? A SASSY FLIP. You guys, I'm levitating right now. It's like she stole Condi's hairdo from 2004 and dipped it in Clorox and I'M LOVIN' IT.

UPDATE: Oh, I'm so embarrassed. It's an old "throwback Thursday" photo or whatever. So the sassy flip PREDATES the hair tentacle. 

12 comments:

Comradde PhysioProffe said...

Don't they have some kind of asshole publicist whose job it is to help them choose photos to post on Instashitte that don't have giant stone penises between their heads?

Peteykins said...

Are you complaining?

Anonymous said...

Sorry if I'm bursting your bubble, but the caption says 2008. The movie came out in 2009.

gbleudot said...

My colleagues are giving me those looks again for guffawing when I pictured the retractable tentacle. My sister had a doll that could that when you twisted the knob on her back.

I, for one, love giant penises, stone or otherwise, and especially when they protrude (penetrate?) into photos of "conservatives".

HRH King Friday XIII, Ret. said...

You just know that sassy flip is totally stiff 24/7 under all weather conditions.

samael7 said...

Interesting way to talk about Newt there, King Friday.

Oh, you mean Callista's 'do. We've gone from Sue Storm to a slightly modified Ann Marie (blonde, with a part).

I will miss the I. M. Pei-worthy previous geometric 'do, but this is wonderful.

Peteykins said...

OH, I'm so dumb, it's pre-tentacle Callista! I am so embarrassed.

Muscato said...

Beautiful Crissy - the doll with the retractable hair! Like Dawn and Dusty (not to mention Flatsies and Leggies), they're in the shadow of the Barbie behemoth, but great fun still.

Think how fabulous a Beautiful Callie doll could be - with a retractable tentacle!

Anonymous said...

it's a BABY tentacle!

The Cat's Meow said...

Why did she change it to the tentacle? I'm thinking this is so Florence Henderson.

Fearsome Beard said...

No, no no no no NO!
I just pictured Calista with a bottle of Wesson oil.
Make the picture go away!

Anonymous said...

You can tell it's an old photo from her pre-bleoharoplasty normal-looking eyes lacking that hard, permanent stare that perfectly complements the platinum helmet.