In other news, last Thursday I posted a thing about what fun it was to discover that some of my best friends were heroin addicts. I'm sorry to say that I received the update I feared would come, so the post has been amended.
Meanwhile, Washington is apparently going to be mummified in ten feet of solid ice tonight and tomorrow. Neat!
And finally, if you're irritated that I'm writing for Wonkette again, because I should be posting here more, you are going to HATE me this Sunday when something I did for an even more mainstream enterprise is published. Details to come!
UPDATE: Or not this Sunday!