(PSP flashback to one of Condi's many super-exciting gigs.)
The good news for Condi is that she's giving the keynote address at Rutgers University's anniversary shindig. The even better news for Condi is that she's getting $35,000 to do it. So that's her non-profit rate, her academic discount. Oodles of Ferragamos, yay!
Did I mention that America's Princess Diplomat is the GOP's new spokeslady for income inequality? She's doing an awesome job!