Showing Support For Traditional Gender Roles The Sparkle Pony Way!

It's "What If?" time again at Wonkette. After confessing the stupidity of the last few episodes, this time I'm going to go ahead and call it an instant PSP classic. It's inspired by this post at Pony Pal™ Joe's place, and features cameo appearances by Nancy, the Village People, several cartoon cavemen, and Brigham Young's wives. Enjoy.