Monday, June 24, 2013

What If Paula Deen Had Been The NSA Leaker?

  • "She seemed distracted. I could tell while she was drizzling," an assistant confides, "that her heart just wasn't in it.
  • "This is really embarrassing," FBI agent asserts while holding up confiscated novelty bacon-shaped USB drive.
  • Wikileaks contact eagerly brushes crumbs off documents, laments grease stains.
  • Rumors abound that Deen is being hidden in a Chinese lard rendering plant.
  • Hero or traitor? Sarah Palin, on Fox News, refuses to commit.
  • Lindt factory in Kitchberg confirms lack of extradition treaty with United States.


Anonymous said...

I liked the Wikileaks one. HA!!HA!!

HRH King Friday XIII, Ret. said...

"They quite literally can watch your ideas form as you cook."