The notion that hyper fit Palin routinely chugges big gulps is beyond laughable. To state the obvious: she is pandering to the sadde sicke unhealthy right-wing base and keeping them ignorant of the fact that their "choice" to sicken and kill themselves with vile poisonous corporate swill food products is far from "freedom", and rather is a result of scientifically designed behavioral control marketing schemes of giant food corporations.
Yeeesh, that crepe-y skin, how does that happen? I'm sixty years old, and re-enacting this same product pose at the computer (with coffee cup standing in for big gulp) no way does my hand look that wrinkled. Maybe she should eat a sammich or two, the old crone.
And will no one comment on that beeyoutimous bangle bracelet??? At a loss for words, I imagine!
I love the preceding comments and I'm certain I'd thoroughly enjoy the people who made them. I'm not that funny...but appreciative of well written snark.
I won't link the the scabies-infested site of Conservatives4Palin, but apparently they've all decided to photograph themselves standing in front of 711s, 48 oz bucket of high-fructose cornsyrup in hand, striking the Statue of Liberty pose. It's hilarious!
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contemplating that nail polish
"FREEEEEEEEEDOMMMMM!"
The notion that hyper fit Palin routinely chugges big gulps is beyond laughable. To state the obvious: she is pandering to the sadde sicke unhealthy right-wing base and keeping them ignorant of the fact that their "choice" to sicken and kill themselves with vile poisonous corporate swill food products is far from "freedom", and rather is a result of scientifically designed behavioral control marketing schemes of giant food corporations.
@ comrad…
I have to disagree. Corporate whores routinely chug big gulps.
So, not only does she suck, she swallows.
Use 'em to help wash down big mouthfuls of Chick-Fil-A.
God Bless America!!!
So, to whom does that claw belong? Some sort of vulture, I'm guessing?
Yeeesh, that crepe-y skin, how does that happen? I'm sixty years old, and re-enacting this same product pose at the computer (with coffee cup standing in for big gulp) no way does my hand look that wrinkled. Maybe she should eat a sammich or two, the old crone.
And will no one comment on that beeyoutimous bangle bracelet???
At a loss for words, I imagine!
Mara
It's a super ultra-patriotikey freedom bracelet, available at your local seven leven. Made in China, of course.
I love the preceding comments and I'm certain I'd thoroughly enjoy the people who made them. I'm not that funny...but appreciative of well written snark.
Indeed it is. Super-duper patriotikey, in fact.
I was concerned that she had perhaps wrested it away from Wonder Woman. If she could deflect bullets, we wouldn't stand a chance.
Liberty-loving soda drinkers of America, unite!
I won't link the the scabies-infested site of Conservatives4Palin, but apparently they've all decided to photograph themselves standing in front of 711s, 48 oz bucket of high-fructose cornsyrup in hand, striking the Statue of Liberty pose. It's hilarious!
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