Friday, December 21, 2012

2012 Review Interrupted By Important Commercial Announcement


Have you selected your 2013 calendar yet? I hope not, because the product shown above is a real thing that you can buy here.

ALL your holiday shopping problems are now solved. Bad, cheap shoes worn by an irritating has-been? What could be better? Forget Monet!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

EWWWWWWW!

It is not Not NOT sexy for your toes to be hanging off the front of your shoes! Ladies of the world: if this is you, SIZE UP!

Anon, revolted

dianegsocialist said...

My favorite is November, but I also love that July and August are the same pair of shoes -- out of focus in July, *in* focus in August. The whole thing is hilariously awful, and to think I wouldn't even know about it if it wasn't for you!

Thank you!

Anonymous said...

I wonder how much they'll make off of this. November is horrible, and none of the shoes are even sexy.
-tasha

Anonymous said...

The title of the calendar could easily have been something authored by PSP. Was kind of shocked to find out it was NOT a glittering photoshop job! What says 'cheese' better than text with cartoony black outlines?

Peteykins said...

I almost felt a need to say, "By the way, I didn't make this."

desertwind said...

April is the cruelest month.

Christ on a cracker! I'm gonna hurl.

Aunt Snow said...

Boy they really missed an opportunity going to press too soon to get those platform gladiators she wore during the Missouri senate campaign.

Anonymous said...

"My dreams come true for 12 whole months!" - Dick Morris