Sunday, September 16, 2012

Historic First For Condi

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Condi was at some pointless diplo-confab in Yalta on Friday, so she decided to chastise her hosts for their imprisonment of Yulia Tymoshenko for, I think, being boring when her hairdo made her seem so exciting at first.

How disdainful was America's Princess Diplomat of the Ukrainian president? OMG, snub city:

Earlier in the day, Rice ignored a photo opportunity with Yanukovych, who delivered a speech at the same conference earlier in the day.

Condi ignored a photo opportunity. Let that sink in. Condoleezza Rice ignored a photo opportunity. That, Pony Pals™, has GOT to be a first.  Perhaps it was the Disneytronic Condibot, and its photo-op detect-o-lert was malfunctioning?

And if that was the Condibot, ew, they should fix its hands, or else it'll poke out one of Condi's invisible friend's eyes.


Fran said...

Condibot fail!

And those hands! They play the piano and bend like that? That's some 'bot!

Matthew Hubbard said...

When you do not have the implicit power to call in a bombing strike, refusing a photo op becomes the major threat in your arsenal.

Anonymous said...

I hope Yanukovych got a good laugh out of her refusal. Imprisoning people for political reasons?? The nerve!!

HRH King Friday XIII, Ret. said...

Those hads must be european adapters.

Anonymous said...

I'll bet you when she gets back to die homeland she'll claim that she speaks Ukrainian.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Looks to me like someone outsourced her real hands and had new ones installed by LG, aka Lucky Golden manufacturing.
Now all she can play on the piano is "Chopsticks."