Poor Gay Aaron Schock™ merely wanted to talk about conservative principles 'n' stuff down in Tampa, but all the reporters just wanted to ask him about the gay stuff! Why, pray tell, do the reporters look at Aaron Schock, listen to his voice, view his wardrobe, and then decide let's ask him about the gay stuff? Why do they do that? Poor, poor, Gay Aaron Schock™. It's all so terribly awkward! Tsk.
The result, hilariously, is a lot of humina humina humina, all accompanied by nervous, theatrical hand gestures.
Hats off to Buzzfeed's Chris Geidner for totally ignoring the pink elephant in the room.
7 comments:
Those shoes are the bee's knees!
I know, right? I noticed that, too.
I just... I just want to touch his abs.
OMG! Tip for the reporter with the stringy hair, camouflage dress and ugly sandals: NEVER interview a guy who is prettier than you. His shoes ARE so much more fabulous than yours.
Heterosexual men ALWAYS have the best shoes.
Those shoes make his feet look big.
Wow, even without the turquoise belt, he manages to look really gay.
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