Tuesday, March 06, 2012

BREAKING HAIRDO NEWS FLASH OMG: Callista Gingrich Has Ever-So-Slightly Modified Her Platinum Space Helmet

Republican presidential candidate, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, and his wife Callista, arrive for a campaign stop at Food City, Monday, March 5, 2012, in Kingsport, Tenn.  (AP Photo/Evan Vucci)

Everybody loves that weird, directional side-swoosh which makes Goddess Callista's magnificent coiffure so fab, transforming it from merely spherical to spherical a go-go.

So I was a little nervous but very excited to see that the mighty swoosh has been thrillingly transformed:

It's wider! More defined! I LOVE IT. The swoosh used to look more like a tentacle, but now it's more like... like this:

It's the Great Hair Wave of Callistagawa! Yay!


PCC said...

Her flair! It's been embiggened! Just like Newton around giant tubs of Party Mix!

Matty Boy said...

I always click on PSP when it rises to the top of my blog buddy list, but this headline is not up to your usual standards.

Somewhere should have been the words in all caps NOW WITH MORE FABULOUSNESS!

Would that be too much to ask? I think not.

Aunt Snow said...


I stand in awe.

Flying Spaghetti Monster said...

are all those agents protecting Newt from the school kids, or protecting the baked goods from Newt?

Anonymous said...

Egad! Somebody in the bakery aisle wrestle Newt to the ground, immediately!

sfmike said...

Though it seems a bit callous to point out, the wave is now almost tsunami-like, as you demonstrate so well with the Japanese print.

samael7 said...

Is she back to her usual hairdresser? Did the travelling broaden more than just her mind, but also her swoosh?

I don't know, but I love it!

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Ewwww,she and his Newtness were only 25 miles from me? Ick!