It's real. I mean, it's a real magazine cover. I'm not sure if I like the idea of this story (which isn't posted online) or not!
Also! Here is a wonderful, wonderful sentence from the Daily Mail:
It seems to me that there's only one answer: unleash Callista.YES. Do it! Do it! Do it! UNLEASH THE CALLISTA!
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Is the shocker that Callista's not a lesbian? I say that knowing the Enquirer's penchant for accuracy.
And here I thought they'd said they wouldn't even get married until gay marriage was legal everywhere.
Lesbian, no. Zombie, probably.
Michelle Bachman, MAYBE (I suspect Marcus ain't the only beard in that relationship). But Callista? She's as straight as her hair.
I don't think that headline is about Callista at all.
Oh, Diane! Are you accusing the Enquirer of bait and switch? So unfair.
The news early this morning was The Donald would endorse Newt, but all those confirmations have gone and now Trump will endorse fellow jillionaire who cares not a whit about the poor, Mitt Romney.
Just think! We were moments away from photojournalists getting the two great un-ironic hair sculptures of our time in the same fabulous shot.
Consider all the compare and contrast! Such fun we missed.
Just think! We were moments away from photojournalists getting the two great un-ironic hair sculptures of our time in the same fabulous shot.
I didn't think about it that way. You're right, what a missed opportunity.
No Lesbian would wear her make-up to bed.
I'm sure that the headline is actually referring to some sort of taser that Callista keeps on her person for self-defense. Or amusement. Could be both.
Callista's best friend is a lesbian. My spouse found it in the New Yorker article.
Shocked?
No, Newt... you can't be a lesbian, but I am sure that there are lesbians with short, thick hair and a big belly who are fond of wearing blazers...
If you squint at the pic of Newt and Callista, he looks a little like a lesbian retired colonel who's in town for the Dinah Shore Open.
Callista, with that skinny neck and hard hair helmet looks like a Q-Tip that's been dipped in lacquer.
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