Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Here's Your Valentine's Day Gross-Out


Ew, ew, ew! Politico reports:

At a campaign event in South El Monte, Calif., on Monday, Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich was asked by an audience member about his Valentine's Day plans with wife, Callista.

He opted to leave a little to the imagination.

"All I can promise is that I believe she will be quite happy tomorrow night," Gingrich said. "I think for the first time in a while we have a private dinner and hopefully [can] exchange gifts, and reconnect a little bit."

He paused as the crowd chuckled.

"No more details," Gingrich said, getting cheers from the room

4 comments:

Muscato said...

Can't sleep. Hairdo will eat me...

Anonymous said...

As Newt once said, "Ask Tiffany's."

Anonymous said...

Barf.

Matty Boy said...

This reminds me of an Aisha Tyler gag.

"Women think 'This year I'll get diamonds'. Men think "This year I'll get a blowjob.' And everybody goes home disappointed."

I expect no disappointment in the Gingrich residence this year.