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OK, maybe just a couple of observations:
- Callista looks like her head got Photoshop-swapped, and not very convincingly (look at the larger version).
- How tacky is it to use your Christmas card to promote your book?
- WHY ARE THEY STANDING ON A BLUE SPIRAL?
16 comments:
must be a G for Gingrinch ?
The trunk of Ellis the Elephant hangs to the right, toward Callista, which is only fitting.
And "Callistamas" from your previous post is my favorite neologism of the year.
Ah, I was wondering when the downward spiral of Newt's campaign would show itself. It's manifesting right on time! And it's monogrammed, as Toony points out!
Yeah, and the elephant still has cloven feet. I'm trying to think of a clever amalgamation of the two. Pachydermodeus? Elephantzebub? There's something probably much simpler I'm not seeing because I'm over-thinking it.
In fairness, her head always looks kinda photoshopped...
This is creepy on so many levels. Look at Callista, snuggling up so close to Ellis - who, we can't forget, is an actual person inside a character costume - while Newtie stays at arm's length.
Is Ellis's costume made of some kind of synthetic plush? Because the way the nap is rubbed and catches the light, it looks like parts of him are DIRTY. Plus, what's that little bumpy dimple right about his crotch? Ewwww!
As Petey knows, I am obsessed with her face. That skin - it doesn't move in videos but in stills... it has a strangely pleather-ly sort of texture. My eyes, they burn!
This card is suspiciously....blue. Is Callista a secret Democrat?
This isn't really the Gingrich Christmas card, is it? My snarkometer says this is a joke. Right??
A compliment: She looks much closer to her actual age in a pantsuit.
An observation: they look very pink, which is not helped by the yellow hair. Both of them seem to have yellow hair. Just very, very poor graphic design and complete unfamiliarity with photoshop.
In the card's defense, it does match perfectly with the blue you have chosen for headlines, Peteykins.
It's beginning to look a lot like Kwaanzaa, everywhere you go! Happy holidays, all!
Maybe it was taken in the Southern Hemisphere: toilets swirl in the direction of the spiral down there. Its got to be a plot!
Swirl? I thought it was La Callista's spit curl.
Happy holidays, darlin' Pony.
She has skin of Pleather, and he has skin of dough.
I just can't stop thinking about a toothy blowjob from this woman. We know Newt was getting bjs all the time from various lady staffers and some of those bjs had to be performed by Callista. The ergonomics are baffling.
Ellis has his own card.
http://massiveenormity.blogspot.com/2011/12/christmas-cards-from-edge.html
LOL, classic.
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