I'm only vaguely aware of the existence of Ellen Barkin, but I can understand that this must have come as a terrible blow to her. Ellen, honey, relax: you don't have Callista's bizarre curl tentacle, so it's OK. Please refer to this instructional drawing so you can know exactly what to avoid.
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Poor Ms. Barkin was rightly hysterical (and it was kind of you to help her down from the tree), because if I discovered my hair was remotely similar to Callista's hair bubble I'd be dunking my head in acid or whatever was quick and drastic. I hope she is able to get past this.
If I had Callista's hair I would quickly volunteer to star in the remake of "Five Branded Women."
You are so impressive... no sooner do I learn of Barkin's tweets than there you are with her Greatest Hit, at least as Pony Pals are concerned.
Another triumph!
Calista's hair looks like a Frito.
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