Sunday, November 27, 2011

Here's Your Latest Recurrent Callista Gingrich Scream Nightmare Horror

Callista Gingrich, wife of Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich, greets supporters at Gingrich's book-signing event at Books-A-Million in Naples, Fla., Saturday, Nov. 26, 2011. (AP Photo/Erik Kellar)




31 comments:

dianegsocialist said...

AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

Anonymous Bosch said...

Don't get me wrong on this, because this is firmly in the it-takes-one-to-know-one category, but I think it would be very interesting to have a FLOTUS who is trans.

dianegsocialist said...

AB -- The first step there is dealing with this country's crazy marriage laws. We'd want our FLOTUS to be legally hitched to our POTUS wherever they went!

Matty Boy said...

I'm so happy you have a target in the news worthy of your skills. Even if Newt peaks in the polls and fades away like the other NotRomneys have, his timing is perfect since actual delegates are soon to distributed.

CallistaProduct throughout the winter and possibly into the spring and beyond! Fun!

HRH King Friday XIII, Ret. said...

HAHAHAHA! I scrolled down this page like five times and each time was scarier than the last.

Poon said...

I simply cannot believe this person is only 45 years old.

Kalkaino said...

It's like the last shot in The Ruling Class! She's looking out that eye on a sea of corpses, her fondest wish.

Aunt Snow said...

I want a wig just like that!

rdale said...

Set this to that screechy violin music that's standard in slasher flicks and release it on Halloween. Megahit!

Anonymous said...

Eye-patch needed.

Matty Boy said...

Callista's hairdo should join Glori's harido and have madcap adventures together.

Sorry to comment hog, but I wanted to be the first write this.

postpunkmonk said...

Well, I have to say that Callista only works for me in profile. Any time I can't see that magnificent honker at its fullest is saddening!

Dave Latchaw said...

You owe us a really good Nancy panel for this one.

mr pinky said...

Her asymmetric eyes give her the "Picasso Look"!

Aunt Snow said...

The faster you scroll down, the scarier it is. Try it!

hooverific said...

She's right out of a Cronenberg movie! what a photo!

Toriko said...

I think I've said this before, but she and Laura Bush need to have a crazy-eye-off. Who would win? US! That's who!

smapdi said...

She was really good in Mars Attacks.

Lulu Maude said...

If we're having a crazy eye-off, let's be sure to include Michele B.

Am I forgetting anyone else?

AustinDave said...

Have you checked out Tengrain's Calista?

mack@nym.hush.com said...

This is cruel, too cruel, men and young men and boys everywhere are going to have nightmares for months, terrible, awful. Hey, Peteykins, you gonna pay for the therapy?

Gretchen said...

Holy crap! She's only 45?? Man, I'm the same age and she makes me look gooood.

Aunt Snow said...

she and Laura Bush need to have a crazy-eye-off. Who would win?

Oh, come on! Callista would win hands down! Are you kidding?

Toriko said...

@Aunt Show Really? you think so?
http://sparklepony.blogspot.com/2007/10/crazy-eyes-allowed-adorably-to-pretend.html

mbagrrrl said...

I wonder how this piece's style compares to his past wives'. We could start a style file for each one. Inevitably there will be more wives so might as well start now.

samael7 said...

The poor thing. That's an expression on someone just barely keeping it together.

"So, err, when do you get used to the smell of bait?"

Alice Wolfson said...

I marvel at the spun confection appearance of her hair; why not since I last saw some cotton candy at the fair have I..."

How many cans of hairspray exploded on that woman's head?

Anonymous said...

anonymous bosch is an awesome username.

Anonymous said...

Hot. She's totally HOT! Love her wicked look. Hail Satan!

Norman Christian Hoffmann
Satans Angels MC

Anonymous said...

Nothing Wrong Here. A couple of Prozac and/or Zanax washed down with a couple of Ketel One Dirty Martinis and there YOU Are. Same Recipe used during the second Bush Presidency.

Chens - UK said...

Cripes she looks like she was Botoxed in a wind tunnel...............