Monday, November 14, 2011

America's Next First Lady!!!!

Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich, and his wife Callista Gingrich speak after the debate at the Benjamin Johnson Arena, Saturday, Nov. 12, 2011 in Spartanburg, S.C. (AP Photo/Richard Shiro)
OMG, have you heard? Newt's rising in the polls! Personally, I credit not Cain's and Perry's gaffestreams (I just made that word up. Good, isn't it?) but the continuing presence of Goddess Callista everywhere he goes. As you can see above, Callista is always ready, willing and able to bite all comers. Watch out, Herman! Watch out, Rick! Watch out, Mittens!

Did you know that Callista Gingrich's bite strength is greater than a mountain lion's? No? Well, that's probably because I just made that up, too.

And I know you guys LOVE close-ups, so here you go:


Happy Monday!

21 comments:

Matty Boy said...

We need a Callista Bite Strength Alert System!

Auto wrecker
Great White Shark
Alligator
Mountain Lion
Honey Badger

Anonymous said...

Honey badger. BWAAHAA!!
"Honey badger don't give a shit. He is the toughest animal in the wild kingdom." Thanks for the laugh this morning.

LIBear said...

Since Callista is the third of three wives, wouldn't,t that make her the Third Lady if Newt wins the White House?

Matty Boy said...

@anonymous: It's unfair of me to put honey badger last on the list, but as you already know, honey badger don't give a shit.

Apparently, if you give Callista a big enough account at Tiffany, she don't give a shit, either.

sfmike said...

Too scary for Monday morning.

Professor Chaos said...

I'm going to have nightmares now.

sleepyinsaudi said...

Dear Matty Boy, Thank you.

poon said...

Her hair and her teeth are the same color.

Peteykins said...

That's called coordination, poon!

Anonymous said...

Callistaraptor!

Anonymous said...

I wish I had her dentist. Boy would I be able to chew my steak properly ...

The Cat's Meow said...

Callista embodies Romney's assertion that "Corporations are people, my friend." Because this photograph surely isn't of a person.

Chirstopher said...

She must smoke a pack of cigarettes and drink a pot of coffee before 8 am. That would explain the intensity and those teeth.

Lucy The Wonder Dog said...

Are we sure Calista is actually female? These latest pictures seriously call the claim that she is into question.

Dave Latchaw said...

I knew she looked familar-

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LOpbWIPseDg/SxJYmshCChI/AAAAAAAAADc/MquopqBiC-A/s320/132103.gif

samael7 said...

I can think of at least three other left-side profiles of Callista Peteykins has posted over time. And I remain amazed and enthralled at how her hair swoop constantly defies gravity, common sense, and Newt's, ahem, fickle polling.

Anonymous said...

She looks like the Joker card.

mr pinky said...

She looks like the Joker card.

Piet said...

The wrinkles are beginning to show. Probably time to turn her in for a new model. Right after the election. Preferably while she's in the hospital.

Anonymous said...

She reminds me of a scary puppet.

Anonymous said...

Jeebus....she really is a velociraptor. And her skin is awful!