I've theorized before that sometimes Richard Cohen writes a column so dumb that even his bosses, accustomed as they are to Cohen's persistent dumbness, balk and say,
sheesh, we can't put this on our op-ed page! These are the columns which end up getting dumped in the
Post's "Post Partisan" blog where they can die unnoticed. Here's how
his latest begins: "In my imagination, Eric Cantor wears a huge blonde wig. It has cute ringlets cascading from the side. A sexy beauty mark has been penciled into his adorable dimple and he talks in a falsetto, sometimes sexy, often not."
Um, yeah. So anyway, that's when I stopped reading.
7 comments:
Les Liasions Dangereuse de Cantor!
Hubba hubba! NSFW, baby!!1! PSP blog new sexytime sensation! I couldn't get past the first graf, either, but that's 'cause it was just so extra steamy sex-sational!
Well, that was disturbing!
There is no wig or beauty mark in the world good enough to make eric cantor attractive as either a man or a woman.
They would die unnoticed except for a certain pesky Peteykins who won't let them die unnoticed.
There are so many people unemployed in this country. Why can't Richard Cohen be one of them?
Who knew Cohen wanted Cantor in "that way"? Sounds like a porn from hell.
Ow. Nice post. I've never laughed and shuddered at the same time.
You stopped? There?? I suppose anything after that would fall flat. But dayum! Cohen is now dreaming about drag queens! Awesome!
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