Friday, September 02, 2011

You Really Don't Want To Know About Richard Cohen's Eric Cantor Fantasies

I've theorized before that sometimes Richard Cohen writes a column so dumb that even his bosses, accustomed as they are to Cohen's persistent dumbness, balk and say, sheesh, we can't put this on our op-ed page! These are the columns which end up getting dumped in the Post's "Post Partisan" blog where they can die unnoticed. Here's how his latest begins: "In my imagination, Eric Cantor wears a huge blonde wig. It has cute ringlets cascading from the side. A sexy beauty mark has been penciled into his adorable dimple and he talks in a falsetto, sometimes sexy, often not."


Um, yeah. So anyway, that's when I stopped reading.

7 comments:

Frank said...

Les Liasions Dangereuse de Cantor!

Rosa S. Levi said...

Hubba hubba! NSFW, baby!!1! PSP blog new sexytime sensation! I couldn't get past the first graf, either, but that's 'cause it was just so extra steamy sex-sational!

Professor Chaos said...

Well, that was disturbing!
There is no wig or beauty mark in the world good enough to make eric cantor attractive as either a man or a woman.

Matty Boy said...

They would die unnoticed except for a certain pesky Peteykins who won't let them die unnoticed.

There are so many people unemployed in this country. Why can't Richard Cohen be one of them?

dguzman said...

Who knew Cohen wanted Cantor in "that way"? Sounds like a porn from hell.

Dave said...

Ow. Nice post. I've never laughed and shuddered at the same time.

samael7 said...

You stopped? There?? I suppose anything after that would fall flat. But dayum! Cohen is now dreaming about drag queens! Awesome!