Easy answer: if I show the uncensored picture of abtacular, pectastic Aaron Schock from Men's Health, this will look like a GAY blog, and this isn't, strictly speaking, a GAY blog. In fact, I generally don't even use the word GAY on this blog, because, you know, children are reading it*, and it's bad to use the word GAY around impressionable children. Also, if I put that picture of him on this blog, it'll look like an advertisement for a GAY cruise line, or a GAY health club, or International Male (not strictly a GAY company).
Also, just because Aaron Schock is immaculately plucked, tweezed, sculpted and buffed to a high sheen, it doesn't mean he's GAY, just that he's ultra-narcissistic, which isn't a trait of young GAY single men at all, any more than wearing a violet gingham shirt with a teal cloth belt and "hustler white" jeans is a sign of GAYness.
Plus, as Salon points out, "Schock's politics are so trenchantly homophobic that no amount of muscle definition can blind us to this fact." So true! Because as we all know, nothing says "I am not a GAY politician" quite like being against all pro-GAY legislation.
So there you have it: there is no evidence that Aaron Schock is GAY, much less GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY OMG SO GAY.
You know who should interview not-GAY Aaron Schock about this injustice? Fox News' Chad Pergram.
*When I first started this blog, I tried to make it seem like a blog for kids, but wasn't able to maintain the tone. When I recently visited Arizona, my young nephews who, like all good children, use the word "gay" as a pejorative, said, "Your blog is funny," and I thought, "Uhhhhh."