Might as well just blurt it out in the headline, right? So anyway, the fun thing about living in the DC area is that you can run into somebody who knows something just anywhere: in the laundromat, the 7-11, the dog park, the "full-release but no kissing" massage parlor... you know, anywhere! Remember that big deal thing I published about Larry Craig that got so much attention? My source was simply a casual drinking buddy, somebody I knew from being out 'n' about. And so it is with Secret Pony Source Blacky (not his/her real name), who reports, "I’ve become friends with a couple of guys who work on the hill- we [engage in totally mundane activity together]. One of the guys is the press spokesman for a congressman. He ascertained that Schock is def. gay, and that word on the street in Peoria, from staffers who have worked in Schock’s office, is that everyone knows." So there you have it, the least schocking news ever. Hairdressers! Are you discreet, cute, in denial about being "straight-acting/looking," and don't mind never getting invited to your boyfriend's boring work things? Those abs could be yours.
Just thought I'd pass that along.