Thursday, May 05, 2011

Fab New Callista Pics!

"All photos copyright © Callista Gingrich, Gingrich Productions, unless otherwise noted."

OMG, it's like I check Gingrich Productions website every hour to see if there's a new gallery of dreamy photos, and finally my vigilance paid off!  The new set was shot, like all the others, at some event where Newt 'n' Callista showed their latest bizarre movie to a bunch of Catholics, because that is their life; that is what they do. There are 115 photos in this latest batch, and Queen Callista is in about 110 of them, so have at it and, I don't know, masturbate furiously or something. If that's your thing. Because if that's your thing, I'm not going to judge. Well, OK, I'll judge a little.

But anyway! Phew! Callista was wearing another one of her peculiar old lady outfits, this one a sort-of gray/blue metallic creation which looks very expensive. Where does she get her outfits? Is there a special "Dress older to minimize the age difference between you and your husband but still look professional" section at Saks?

My favorite pictures are the ones where Callista looks insane, like she's about to start screaming and biting people. It's impossible to decide which one is craziest, so let's just go with this one:


And I always love sideways views of the remarkable hair-object:


Love you lots, Callista!

22 comments:

HRH King Friday XIII, Ret. said...

She looks like a walking, talking wax figure.

Alex said...

I'm having a "Gone with the Wind" moment here. There's no way the material that suit is made out of isn't drapery fabric.

dianegsocialist said...

Is it just me or does it look like someone's about to get their face bitten off in that last pic?

Matty Boy said...

I still have to go to Wikipedia every time there's a picture of her. She just turned 45? Really?

Also, it makes sense there are more frontal pictures of her than profile pictures, where she looks way too much like Chicken Lady from Kids In The Hall.

Aunt Snow said...

Why is Calista wearing my great-aunt's couch slipcover?

Aunt Snow said...

Peteykins, I can never see a photo of her now without mentally superimposing a sphere on her head - thanks to you!

Anonymous said...

My octogenarian mother has a bedjacket that looks exactly like that thing Calista is wearing.

Angry Parakeet said...

Callista better watch her man - he was noticeably leering, standing next to that beautiful young thing in the leopard print top (I believe I saw his fingers on her bare shoulder). Yes, she is young, but that obviously doesn't stop Newt! Funny that wife #1 was much older than him....

Anonymous said...

Is there a special "Dress older to minimize the age difference between you and your husband but still look professional" section at Saks?

THIS is why you are a genius, PSP.

Partick said...

I'm thinking that she is channeling a "happy drinking bird" in that last pic.

Frank said...

Who is the woman with her in that hideous jacket with the weird ruffles? She looks familiar in a "She's some righwing stooge who's been on Bill Maher because he wants to bang her" way.

Peteykins said...

Frank, the most frustrating thing about the Gingrich Productions photo galleries is that they show shot after shot of Newt 'n' Callista posing with all these people... and they don't identify a single one of them.

samael7 said...

Aunt Snow, me too, re: the envisioning-a-circle thing! On Newt too.

The side shot of her hairchatecture is just spiffy, but my imagination is filling in dialogue to the gesticulation:

Lady: So, like, then I had this vision while watching your film, and it was like, whoah, and then the moon rose, and I was like wow, and then moon became a full moon, and it turned in the sky, and, like, became you! And I was all, "OMG."
Callista: [checks lady's pupils] Huh.

Then I can't decide if she's going to beat the lady up for her drugs, or record that the subject appears to be responsive and the reprogramming is going well.

Texasburgher said...

Space-eh!

Anonymous said...

I just watched the slides show and saw her SHOES! Pointy-toed metallic kitten-heeled mules - at least I think they're mules.

So aweseome.

Cranky Old Batt said...

Girlfriend looks like she should have stepped away from the Botox about 1,500 injections ago.

xenides said...

Isn't the old lady in the last shot Nancy Reagan? If so, she might be passing on tongue action tips.

A master-class, if you like.

choff said...

If there's a Holy Grail of Callista pics, my choice would be a two-shot of her and Donald Trump, in profile. At the correspondents dinner, from the right side he looked like a man wearing a hairy bicycle helmet.

Comrade PhysioProf said...

The bilateral pointy hair swoops sweeping behind her chin towards her neck look dangerous, like they'll slice her jugulars if she turns her head too quickly.

John said...

And that scary pointy hawk nose?

Anonymous said...

Maybe Callista should have gotten the nose and chin job, not Bristol.

Adam said...

Her smile reminds me of a Mr. Potato Head. She gets up in the morning and plasters that thing on. Pretty creepy.