"All photos copyright © Callista Gingrich, Gingrich Productions, unless otherwise noted."
But anyway! Phew! Callista was wearing another one of her peculiar old lady outfits, this one a sort-of gray/blue metallic creation which looks very expensive. Where does she get her outfits? Is there a special "Dress older to minimize the age difference between you and your husband but still look professional" section at Saks?
My favorite pictures are the ones where Callista looks insane, like she's about to start screaming and biting people. It's impossible to decide which one is craziest, so let's just go with this one:
And I always love sideways views of the remarkable hair-object:
Love you lots, Callista!
22 comments:
She looks like a walking, talking wax figure.
I'm having a "Gone with the Wind" moment here. There's no way the material that suit is made out of isn't drapery fabric.
Is it just me or does it look like someone's about to get their face bitten off in that last pic?
I still have to go to Wikipedia every time there's a picture of her. She just turned 45? Really?
Also, it makes sense there are more frontal pictures of her than profile pictures, where she looks way too much like Chicken Lady from Kids In The Hall.
Why is Calista wearing my great-aunt's couch slipcover?
Peteykins, I can never see a photo of her now without mentally superimposing a sphere on her head - thanks to you!
My octogenarian mother has a bedjacket that looks exactly like that thing Calista is wearing.
Callista better watch her man - he was noticeably leering, standing next to that beautiful young thing in the leopard print top (I believe I saw his fingers on her bare shoulder). Yes, she is young, but that obviously doesn't stop Newt! Funny that wife #1 was much older than him....
Is there a special "Dress older to minimize the age difference between you and your husband but still look professional" section at Saks?
THIS is why you are a genius, PSP.
I'm thinking that she is channeling a "happy drinking bird" in that last pic.
Who is the woman with her in that hideous jacket with the weird ruffles? She looks familiar in a "She's some righwing stooge who's been on Bill Maher because he wants to bang her" way.
Frank, the most frustrating thing about the Gingrich Productions photo galleries is that they show shot after shot of Newt 'n' Callista posing with all these people... and they don't identify a single one of them.
Aunt Snow, me too, re: the envisioning-a-circle thing! On Newt too.
The side shot of her hairchatecture is just spiffy, but my imagination is filling in dialogue to the gesticulation:
Lady: So, like, then I had this vision while watching your film, and it was like, whoah, and then the moon rose, and I was like wow, and then moon became a full moon, and it turned in the sky, and, like, became you! And I was all, "OMG."
Callista: [checks lady's pupils] Huh.
Then I can't decide if she's going to beat the lady up for her drugs, or record that the subject appears to be responsive and the reprogramming is going well.
Space-eh!
I just watched the slides show and saw her SHOES! Pointy-toed metallic kitten-heeled mules - at least I think they're mules.
So aweseome.
Girlfriend looks like she should have stepped away from the Botox about 1,500 injections ago.
Isn't the old lady in the last shot Nancy Reagan? If so, she might be passing on tongue action tips.
A master-class, if you like.
If there's a Holy Grail of Callista pics, my choice would be a two-shot of her and Donald Trump, in profile. At the correspondents dinner, from the right side he looked like a man wearing a hairy bicycle helmet.
The bilateral pointy hair swoops sweeping behind her chin towards her neck look dangerous, like they'll slice her jugulars if she turns her head too quickly.
And that scary pointy hawk nose?
Maybe Callista should have gotten the nose and chin job, not Bristol.
Her smile reminds me of a Mr. Potato Head. She gets up in the morning and plasters that thing on. Pretty creepy.
Post a Comment