Friday, May 20, 2011

Baby's First Big Media Payout


Aw, congrats to Track Palin, not for getting married; heck, straight people do that all the time, but for what must have been a hefty check from People Magazine for the *exclusive* use of the snowbilly wedding pics "courtesy the Palin Family".

Darn that lamestream media for being so mean to Sarah Palin and constantly invading her kids' privacy!

10 comments:

Christopher said...

That's how you get married in Alaska? In jeans and fleece? Good god.

HRH King Friday XIII, Ret. said...

$$$$$arah Palin

Matty Boy said...

It's traditional for the father of the bride to pay for the wedding, so maybe the Hansons aren't rolling in the cash.

And let me say this irrespective of politics, cute couple. Track has done a good job keeping his name out of the headlines, and here's hoping he can keep that up.

Frank said...

Please, Sarah was the one on the phone to People the minute the flash on the camera faded.

Anwyay, good luck to the new couple! Seriously, I wish them all the best; they seem cute. And she's even going to be a nurse! A real whole job!

J. Matt said...

Wait...Duane Hanson? Does he make hyper-realistic latex sculptures of weird people?

Anonymous said...

Is Britta pregnant? Just wondering.

sfmike said...

Love the word "snowbilly."

Matty Boy said...

@ J. Matt: I looked it up, the talented Duane Hanson died more than a decade ago.

Too bad, that would have been an interesting mix.

Cranky Old Batt said...

Wait - marriage before babies? For a Palin spawn? Are we sure?

Karen Zipdrive said...

OMG, who married these two hicks, Reverend Grizzly Bear?
I don't care how broke the bride's family may be, I'm shocked the groom's grifter parents didn't sell the rights to People magazine and have them pick up the tab for a decent wedding, then pocket the leftover cash.