Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Yes, Please!

Oh yes, I believe I would very much like to see Christine O'Donnell enter the light-filled arenas of America's "Reality Programming, Competition-Based" category of entertainment. So on this one subject, I agree with Sarah Palin, who was apparently pitching nutty ol' Christine to the Dancing with the Stars producers. Sounds great! Personally, though, I'd rather see O'Donnell on something a little edgier, like Fear Factor or Survivor or something else which generally includes eating insects as a matter of routine.

Better yet, wouldn't it be a great time to revive Circus of the Stars? Because I would SO tune in to see Christine O'Donnell: Lion Tamer! or, I don't know, little Piper Palin shot out of a cannon or something. 

7 comments:

Padre Mickey said...

You is my hero, Peteykins! Circus of the Stars!!

samael7 said...

Circus of the Stars would be great. Good grief, I remember that vehicle. Bernadette Peters as Ringmaster! Abe Vigoda doing...something! Jean Stapleton being...Jean Stapleton!

Okay, I don't remember specifics, but the roster was such a grand 1970s cast, it makes me want to break out in Bob Mackie and Halston.

Aunt Snow said...

little Piper Palin shot out of a cannon or something.

That would be awesome. I have hopes for that girl - I'm betting she writes a tell-all in about 20 years.

Matty Boy said...

There's absolutely no limit to what you can do with Photoshop and that facial expression of Christine's, is there Peteykins?

Maddiane said...

Aunt Snow, I'm so looking forward to the movie adaptation of Mama Grizzly, Dearest!

John said...

This is why we now need Hollywood Squares more than ever.

Karen Zipdrive said...

I'm banking on Piper Palin to grow up to be the family's token lesbian. And as the youngest, most precocious daughter I have a hunch her tell-all book will make 'Mommie Dearest' look like a Valentine.
Meanwhile, as Willow continues to be overshadowed by a newly confident Brisket Palin, watch for her to be busted gettin' it on with the local meth lab operator.
She's gonna be the bad seed--mark my words.