Tuesday, November 09, 2010

Photoblogging: Best Product Name Ever?

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They're repaving Madison Drive on The Mall right now, and I noticed that they're using these great rolls of heavy felt to block the gutters while they do so. And since everything must be branded these days, these big rolls of felt are called "Gutter Buddies." What a fantastic product name! And it's such a great name, it's not the only product to have it! Won't you be my Gutter Buddy? C'mon, everybody sing:

Gutter Buddy, Gutter Buddy
Wherever I go he goes
Gutter Buddy, Gutter Buddy
I'll teach him everything that I know
Gutter Buddy and me* like to wallow in pee
Gutter Buddy and me, we're the best friends that could be!
Gutter Buddy, Gutter Buddy
Gutter Buddy and me!

*Hey, don't blame me for the grammatical error.


Christopher said...

Every Eagle in the U.S. should have a gutter buddy program. From the safety of the kids.

Fran said...

Gutter buddy - in the toolkit of every political ad agency!

Karen Zipdrive said...

In urban areas, do you think they call these things "Gutter Brothas?"

Lulu Maude said...

I'm rather partial to Truck Nuts.