Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer, after meeting with Obama Administration officials regarding the border and immigration, talks about the meeting at the capitol Monday, June 28, 2010, in Phoenix. Federal officials have told the governor that 524 of the 1,200 National Guard troops headed to the U.S. Mexican border will be deployed in the state. (AP Photo/Ross D. Franklin)
We laughed and laughed when Goddess Carly Fiorina was caught on a live mike making fun of Barbara Boxer's hair, but has she looked around at her GOP peers lately? Jan's coiffure is so... well, just so YOUNG. How does she do it? Only her hairdresser knows for sure, in addition to anybody among the, you know, sighted. It's like she went back in time to the early 80s and stole Diane Sawyer's hair! Give it back, Jan! You're upsetting the space-time continuum! Dangerous!
Also: who agrees that the role of Jan Brewer in a Lifetime Network biopic is Amy Sedaris' for the taking?
UPDATE – Pony Pal™ Samael7 convincingly illustrates the point above.
9 comments:
Her face looks like they carved it out of cornbread.
"I stole the T.V."
She used to be a cosmetologist. My favorite Jan Brewer hairdont was after Sarah Palin came to visit and Jan's hair starting getting real big at the back of her head.
OMG, Amy Sedaris as Jan Brewer? Yes, please.
Submitted for your comparison:
Jan 'n' Jerri
She's got a little Strangers with Candy thing goin' there around the mouth...
p.s. She did hope that you'd think of Cameron Diaz.
Haw, well done, Samael.
Sorry to break your heart here, but Diane Sawyer is in her mid 60s and still has the same hairstyle. There's a limit to what you can do with straight, limp, baby-fine hair.
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