Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Jan Brewer: 65-Year-Old Woman Trapped In A 30-Year-Old's Hairdo

Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer, after meeting with Obama Administration officials regarding the border and immigration, talks about the meeting at the capitol Monday, June 28, 2010, in Phoenix. Federal officials have told the governor that 524 of the 1,200 National Guard troops headed to the U.S. Mexican border will be deployed in the state. (AP Photo/Ross D. Franklin)

We laughed and laughed when Goddess Carly Fiorina was caught on a live mike making fun of Barbara Boxer's hair, but has she looked around at her GOP peers lately? Jan's coiffure is so... well, just so YOUNG. How does she do it? Only her hairdresser knows for sure, in addition to anybody among the, you know, sighted. It's like she went back in time to the early 80s and stole Diane Sawyer's hair! Give it back, Jan! You're upsetting the space-time continuum! Dangerous!

Also: who agrees that the role of Jan Brewer in a Lifetime Network biopic is Amy Sedaris' for the taking?

UPDATE – Pony Pal™ Samael7 convincingly illustrates the point above.

9 comments:

Karen Zipdrive said...

Her face looks like they carved it out of cornbread.

HRH King Friday XIII, Ret. said...

"I stole the T.V."

Homer said...

She used to be a cosmetologist. My favorite Jan Brewer hairdont was after Sarah Palin came to visit and Jan's hair starting getting real big at the back of her head.

samael7 said...

OMG, Amy Sedaris as Jan Brewer? Yes, please.

samael7 said...

Submitted for your comparison:
Jan 'n' Jerri

Lulu Maude said...

She's got a little Strangers with Candy thing goin' there around the mouth...

Lulu Maude said...

p.s. She did hope that you'd think of Cameron Diaz.

Peteykins said...

Haw, well done, Samael.

Anonymous said...

Sorry to break your heart here, but Diane Sawyer is in her mid 60s and still has the same hairstyle. There's a limit to what you can do with straight, limp, baby-fine hair.